“I heard [REDACTED] ate a Haribo gummy off the Library floor.”
“I can’t do this. I can’t be called on today.”
“The AI generated artwork in the library really speaks to me.”
“[REDACTED] uses ChatGPT to write all of their own lesson plans.”
“I heard that every time you eat a hot dog it takes 36 minutes off your life. I’m not making it to college.”
“I studied for five hours and still failed. Next time, I’m just gonna wing it and save myself the pain.”
“If procrastination was a sport, we’d all be Olympians.”
“I’m not saying I’d betray you for food…but if they’re giving out free Chick-fil-A, you’re on your own.”
