1. You are picking a costume, what do you go as?

A. An animal B. A movie/tv character C. An angel, devil, cop, or vampire

2. Pick a top

A. Amazon corset B. Something thrifted C. Bodysuit

3. Pick some bottoms

A. Tutu or a skirt B. Something comfy C. Spandex

4. What Instagram are you posting?

A. Squad photo (with flash) B. What’s Instagram? C. Bathroom mirror selfie

5. What shoes are you wearing?

A. Boots or heels B. Cowboy boots C. White AF1s

6. What do you look like at the end of the night?

A. Wearing somebody else’s hat B. In a hoodie C. The same

Mostly A: Freezing Fox

Like Mean Girls said, Halloween is the one night of a year where you can dress however you want without being judged. As a 2-year Amazon corset veteran, I understand the allure of a corset moment on Halloween. When you end the night freezing, I hope that your baddie Insta story provides you with some warmth.

Mostly B: Goofy Gal

You promised your friends (and yourself) that you would not have a basic costume. What better a night than Halloween to show everybody that you are different. Who cares if nobody understands your esoteric costume reference? Your five friends wearing similarly obscure costumes appreciate your individuality!

Mostly C: Basic Baddie

Picture this: you walk into a Halloween party and are greeted by 5 other people wearing the exact same fit (including the bouncer). There’s no shame in being basic. You capture the true spirit of Halloween. Maybe next year you can spice it up a bit, and switch out the AF1s for some boots.